DEAR WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE IS SO CUTE AND AMAZING AND BRILLIANT BUT IS ACTUALLY IN HER LATE 60S, FAT, STUPID, AND INSIPID:

( A fire. Find one and die in it. )

The internship is back at epic suckage. The major fundraiser for the year is this weekend, nothing is ready, we're overbudget- oh wait, no we aren't, because there ISN'T A BUDGET- and everyone is getting pissed. I'm seriously considering walking out of here with a $500 bottle of wine and smashing it with a hammer, I'm so frustrated. No one knows ( Read more... )

So my internship still really sucks. I've got three weeks left, and I'm basically counting the minutes. The program I developed for them (so that future interns 1) don't get treated like administrative assistant/secretaries and 2) get paid) is already being used in grant proposals, which is pretty awesome and a big compliment to me, because my name ( Read more... )

My internship has realized that I'm doing the work of three interns. Therefore they have put me in charge of developing a new program for next year. I believe this to be the job of the education director, not the unpaid intern, but goddammit I'm doing it and taking ALL THE FUCKING CREDIT FOR IT. THIS WILL BE THE LIZAPANTS INTERNSHIP FOR CRANKY ( Read more... )

Despite my family's most fervent beliefs, I in fact LOVE power tools. I have convinced them that I hate them because then they would expect me to help around the house with remodels, which I have NO INTENTION OF DOING ( Read more... )

Dear Internship ( Read more... )